Anonymous asked: do u tink gia haz big boobs ;)
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
procrastin88888888: je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k -e.e. cummings
Vietnamese nail lady #1: Ching sha show ja ja cock a doodle doo
Vietnamese nail lady #2: Chika Chika ju ju waka flocka flame
Me: What are you saying about me
Vietnamese nail ladies 1 and 2: *chuckle silently*
I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and...– Augustus Waters (via lilethlobe)
I was really happy because it was my first time breaking at IE quals. …then I realized, holy cow, this is my first time breaking at IE quals! (So let’s make it count.)
absurdreasoning: my inability to communicate sarcasm via text message has led to so, so many awkward situations
inothernews: iamfuckedup: Skrillex Orchestral...
beyoncebeyoffce: my friend just sent me a text that said “you only yolo once”
laurenarlyle: North Korea has decided to suspend nuclear activities in exchange for food aid. I think we all know where that food aid is going, Kim Jong-un.