September 2010
159 posts
3 tags
This Happens to Everyone
My friend, one who I need not disclose, was basically complaining about her ex-boyfriend to our friends. Unbeknown to her, he was walking up to her as she was in the climax of her rant. Thus, there was a collision of sorts; while she was repeatedly stamping her foot on the ground and saying various swear words, he came and tapped her on the shoulder.
The look on her face.
“True hate isn’t nearly equivalent to disgust or contempt; to give a person...”
August 2010
97 posts
Baby, Season Change but People Don't: I think man... →
saintdaniel:
pixelfishftw:
I think man periods exist.
pixelfishftw:
saintdaniel:
pixelfishftw:
Maybe it’s me but I can totally see a monthly pattern where men I know are extremely emotional or angsty. If you’re a guy, let me know how you feel about this.
From what I understand, men do go through a monthly cycle of emotions and hormone production, similar to that of women. I’m not...
Letters I Will Never Send.: i love you. →
thank you for everything you’ve done for me. you’ve molded me into a person as to who i am completely happy with. you’ve taught me to love, you’ve taught me to feel, you’ve taught me so much about myself. i am forever grateful for you. i know i screwed things up in the past- i know i hurt you…
This is a useless post
Hi Jessica, amused yet?
Results of Anal-E
“She’s going to go crazy one day (or even crazier)”
“Texas chainsaw mathacre?”
“Weapon of Math Destruction.”
“She just has Math Cow Disease?”
“She’s a mathive black hole sucking away fun…”
“Maybe she’s a victim of mathogyny.”
“I think it’s just math hysteria, like what happened in...
Describing a friend's Tumblr in one word #2
giapet:
chatterbooox:
Gia: Boys.
Not true!
Jared, she’s right, you know.
It’s Gia: Denial.
(Or recently, Daniel.)
It is quite clear that this teacher is out to turn us not into better mathematicians, but merely better bureaucrats.
The Antikythera Mechanism: "Atheism is more than... →
blogthoven:
…
And this is why I constantly cannot stand people who claim to be atheists or scientists, or in general claim to see the world “objectively.” Who can objectively describe love, friendship, envy, hate or the gamut of human emotionality? Psychiatry then cognitive brain sciences…
“Ebru: and sometimes I’m just so proud of Boston and my relationship because even though I wasn’t like “OMG HE’S HOT” I still thought he was really nice and he made me laugh and he made me feel comfortable and thats all that mattered
and I didnt care that like.. he never made out with anyone or had a serious girlfriend
and I just want other girls to be like...
double-machine:
abcsoupdot:
“A frequent refrain of mine is that the purpose of public education is not the creation of the 21st Century workforce, but rather, the co-creation - in conjunction with our students - of 21st Century citizens. I really believe that “work” is a subset of “citizen,” and that if we aim for citizenship, we’ll get the workforce we need, but aiming for creating workers...
I wish I didn't have to blank out the best parts
Sonny: i just had the worst image
Sonny: _____naked with an erection, and ____ points at it, going "_______" and then laughs at ____ own witticism
Sonny: fuck ebru
Sonny: you're corrupting me
Sonny: i gotta stop talking to you
Sonny: seriously
Ebru: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ebru: I wish I could post this on tumblr
Ebru: omg I'm dying
For the record, I'm not into homosexual perversion
“It bothers me when people would rather actively seek out reasons why God will...”
– Refering to homosexuality, but can be about anything. (via saintdaniel)
See Gia, this is why I get to talk to Sonny...
Sonny: i feel so stupid
Sonny: i left the terrier cards
Sonny: in speech
Me: LOLOLOL caperton said this was gonna happen!
Sonny: and i didnt write my name on it
Sonny: =/
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Me: SONNY!
Sonny: god
Sonny: stupid gia
Sonny: distracting me
Me: What'd she do, take off her clothes?
The Theremin
has changed everything.
I LOVE YOU JESSICA.
pixelfishftw:
Salvete! Polla Opimia sum! Harrium Potter plurimum amo. pingere et ligere etiam amo. caronem edens, matutinum excitans, et currere non amo. pingere, scribere, et alium lingua dicere possum. tacere, natere, et, animum multiplex habentes, unum locum contrahere non possum.
Translation, from a guy in Spanish III:
Salivate! Chicken opium addition! Harry Potter plural love. ping pong...
“No one feels another’s grief, no one understands another’s joy. People imagine...”
– Franz Schubert (via blogthoven)
Played
like a cheap keyboard your parents buy for you when you’re young to mess around with.
To People Who Argue on Tumblr
that isn’t what this website is for, take it somewhere else…..like FB
-____-
inthoughtswetrust:
North Korea and South Korea needs to become one country already. I don’t think both sides understand that once the country becomes unified, no one will be able to pick on it. At the current situation, both Koreas get kicked around like a soccer ball by the Chinese, Japanese, Americans, and Russians but unification would make them equal to all these countries.
'Anthropophagolagnia' is cannibalism preceded by...
oliverstrange:
theprincessleah:
(via randomsexfacts)
You have to baste the turkey before you eat it.
G. KARPY.: FOR MATTHEW CHRISLER. →
First of all, Caley thought you were a student. In high school. HAHAH. Now that that’s out of the way…
There are two men on my men-line. Contrary to your opinion that instead of a love triangle, I take part in a love sphere, cube, tetrahedron, whatever you may call it…I do not. There are two men…
Matt, do you REALLY want to waste your time with a little Greek’s fantasies?
“You *can* build a Catholic church next to a playground. Should you? … Or am I...”
– John Oliver on yesterday’s Daily Show, providing the best mockery of the Cordoba House backlash I’ve yet seen. (via hearshot) (via amandaw) (via robot-heart-politics) (via ruthannsimages) (via stfuconservatives)
Every Woman is a Cheating Whore →
stfuconservatives:
missworld:
moreapologies:
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters. I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment. ...
